On a scale of one to invade Russia in the winter how bad is your idea?

honeybadger-ez-crayyy:

This is so fucking offensive,

honeybadger-ez-crayyy:

This is so fucking offensive,


artsobmc:

Nein! Cake!

artsobmc:

Nein! Cake!



wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

(via caseyalcole)



I hated labels anyway. People didn’t fit in slots — prostitute, housewife, saint — like sorting the mail. We were so mutable, fluid with fear and desire, ideals and angles, changeable as water.
Janet Fitch, White Oleander (via quotethat)

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(via currentuser)


I knew he didn’t love me, but I adored him anyway.
Patti Smith (via larmoyante)

(via lyzabug)


And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.
lntroduction (via timid)

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(via obeythesquid)


guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

(via constant-equilibrium)